I was pointed to a spin-off of a lonely hearts ad today.
It made me smile. I think that it’s fair to say that we’ve all felt like that once in a while. Mine would be slightly different. Something along the lines of “I need a sociopathic woman to string me along until I’m completely besotted, [...]

… was in Asda.
I’ve heard of this being done before, but I never really could believe it.
There were signs on the entrance advising customers that if they told the meet-and-greet chap that they are single on Valentine’s Day, then they would be given a red balloon to walk around with.
If someone were plucky enough to [...]