Posts Tagged ‘Love’

Crazy lady wanted. Apply within

I was pointed to a spin-off of a lonely hearts ad today.
It made me smile. I think that it’s fair to say that we’ve all felt like that once in a while. Mine would be slightly different. Something along the lines of “I need a sociopathic woman to string me along until I’m completely besotted, [...]

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The Saddest Thing I Saw Today…

… was in Asda.
I’ve heard of this being done before, but I never really could believe it.
There were signs on the entrance advising customers that if they told the meet-and-greet chap that they are single on Valentine’s Day, then they would be given a red balloon to walk around with.
If someone were plucky enough to [...]

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